Hooey-Hahs and Foofaraws

HOOEY-HAHS & FOOFARAWS: The Compleat Button Man’s Picket Fence Party Planner

April 18 – May 5, 2024

An unnecessarily long-titled new farce by H. Russ Brown

The sleepy little hamlet of Battue Haven, MN, is an idyllic suburban postcard of picket fences, manicured lawns, and Midwestern nice.  At least it IS until, suddenly, with a literal Bada-bing-bada-BOOM!!... What starts as a simple cookout with the neighbors quickly explodes into a hilarious all-out rough-and-tumble tizzy of chaotic complications, esoteric entrées, and highbrow hoodlums on Pallduva Lane!

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2023-2024 Season

The COM Theatre announces the upcoming 2023-2024 season:

  1. “The Best Worst That Can Happen” by Jean Koppen
  2. “The Sweet Science of Bruising” by Joy Wilkinson
  3. “Little Shop of Horrors” Book & Lyrics by Howard Ashman / Music by Alan Menken
  4. “HOOEY-HAHS & FOOFARAWS: The Compleat Button Man’s Picket Fence Party Planner” An unnecessarily long-titled new farce by H. Russ Brown
  5. “The Prom” Book by Chad Begeulin and Bob Martin / Lyrics by Chad Beguelin / Music by Matthew Sklar

2023-2024 Show Times

  • Thursday, 7 p.m.
  • Friday, 7 p.m.
  • Saturday, 7 p.m.
  • Sunday, 2:30 p.m.

Theatre Box Office Hours

Call the Box Office at 409-933-8345 or 1-888-258-8859, ext. 8345.

Non-Performance Weeks

  • Tuesday, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m.
  • Wednesday, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m.
  • Thursday, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m.
  • Friday, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m.

Performance Weeks

  • Tuesday, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m.
  • Wednesday, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m.
  • Thursday, 11 a.m. – 6 p.m.
  • Friday, 11 a.m. – 6 p.m.
  • Saturday, 4-6 p.m.

The Box Office opens at 1:30 p.m. for Sunday performances.

Ticket Information

Individual Tickets

  • A Section—$20
  • B Section—$15
  • C Section—$10

All performances are FREE to COM faculty/staff/students with a COM ID.

Children must be 4 years old to attend.

Season Tickets: Open Pass Plan

  • OPEN PASS - A Section—$75

Season Tickets: Reserved Seating Plan

  • A Section—$75
  • B Section—$59
  • C Section—$42

Driving Directions from Houston

  1. Take I-45 Gulf Freeway South to Exit 16 (1764 East).
  2. Take 1764 East to the Amburn Road exit (second exit, about 1.5 miles from I-45).
  3. Take a right on Amburn Road.
  4. Go about a block and turn left into the College parking area.
  5. From the parking area, the Theatre sits all the way to the right and is clearly marked on the outside of the building.

COM Theatre
College of the Mainland
1200 Amburn Rd.
Texas City, TX 77591

409-933-8345
1-888-258-8859 ext. 8345